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Amazon Announces Massive ‘Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want’ Sale

1+ day, 23+ hour ago  (211+ words) This is Amazon's biggest sale on items you don't want, ever. Compared to other Amazon sales, where items are added over the course of the promotion, this sale actually features a total site-wide discount on absolutely everything except the three…...